Statusuri Romanesti

1. The best job in the world is a blowjob.
2. Baiat de Baiat 17 ani, 1.80m, ochi albastrii,blond, imi plac copacii infloriti, caut iubita, voi fi masculul ei personal, erou inflacarat ce calare pe calul din Malboro o va deflora zi si noapte.
3. Everyday i beat my previous record of consecutive days I’v stayed alive.
4. The world is just a big ball to play with.
5. I was born intelligent but school destroyed me.
6. Same shit….diferent day!!!!It’s all about U…
7. Eu nu sufar de nebunie …. ma bucur de ea în fiecare minut.
8. Stinge lumina, mai lasa doar o raza,/trage cortina… si sa ne facem varza
9. Nu imbatrinesc..imi creste valoarea. (il pun de ziua mea mereu Very Happy)
10. Ma seaca bulangii care stau pe invisible.




11. Ultimul care m-a deranjat e inca dat disparut.
12. Mamelor din lumea-ntreaga/Eu va dau un singur sfat/Nu lasati copii pe strada/Din cauza unui barbat/Caci copilul fara mama /E ca copacul fara flori/Azi se naste maine moare/Si rade lumea de el. Aveti 5 mii de lei?”
13. Unconscious…
14. If you need me I’ll be sleeping, if you really need me I’ll still be sleeping, so leave a message.Too tired to carry on an intelligent conversation
15. 54,55,56… Shhh! I’m counting sheep.
16. If water was vodka and i was a duck id swim to the bottom and never come up but water isn't vodka and im not a duck so pass me the bottle and shut the fuck up
17. Sa fie chef peste tot , sa se miste si piersica-n compot
18. Daca ai portofelul gros , inseamna ca e plin de marunt
19. I'm Tony Montana ! You fuck with me, you fuckin' with the best !
20. Life Sucks...Make it to Suck Better!!!
21. Gazduiesc status. Negociabil